YOU
Emily, WTF are you talking about….Acai what?
ME
Akashic Records. Ever heard of ’em? Never heard of ’em. Interested?
YOU
I don’t know. Is the Devil involved? My Mom told me not play with Ouija boards.
ME
I’ve spent a bit of time now, working with the records. He hasn’t shown his face even once. Too much light here for that dude.
YOU
What about Bloody Mary? She ever show up?
ME
Mother Mary, yes. Bloody Mary, no.
(BEAT)
ME
Want to know more?
YOU
(fingers taps, sphincter clenches, heart flutters)
Maybe…(happy thoughts, happy thoughts, rainbows, puppies, afternoon naps) OK, I’m good….what else you got?
ME
Glad you asked…Let’s take it from the top…
YOU
Wait! You sure this isn’t weird? Will this make me weird?
ME
Hey, different strokes for different folks, baby…. You’re not weird if you’re standing next to me.
YOU
AW, Ok, I’m ready.
ME
I know you are.
YOU
But, if the a-hole with horns shows up, I’m out.
ME
Deal….Deep breathe….Ready? I’m about take you on a mystical, magical journey that could change your life forever.
YOU
(sphincter response) Sounds good.
ME
Here’s the rainbow you asked for.
This was as witty and entertaining as it was enlightening. You’re killing me smalls with your perfect mix of spiritual knowledge and fantastic sense of humor. My sphincter and I can’t wait to read the next piece that you write . Who doesn’t love a rainbow ending and a reference to dear Willis?
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Isn’t she so funny?
I just found out about her this week and have been intrigued and amused.
She is so full of happiness and life!
I would like a reading of myself by her, but I am afraid of it. What I don’t want to hear about myself… lol
But these stories and her videos are so good.
She makes me smile and chuckle.
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